2015-11-06 The Bible says that Jesus ascended to Heaven, but the truth is that Jesus simply gave up his attraction to the earth. He simply ignored gravity. Since gravity keeps people on the ground, giving up on gravity causes you to rise rapidly from the earth, until you’re left out there in the void of space, floating around. No, he doesn’t orbit the sun, because that takes gravity. He just floats around out there, watching the earth and moon pass buy once a year. If you look closely at the sky around Easter, you might see him. But I doubt it.