2015-11-09 Ted “Avalanche” Jones played dirty. He was the dirtiest player in football. Dirtier than Louie “The Freight Train” Brown, Robert “Knife To The Face” Williams, and Juan “Murder” Rodriguez. That dirty. He collected more flags than a lawn crew at Arlington National Cemetery after Memorial Day, and his fines ended up paying off the national debt. He was so dirty, he was called for a late hit at his Football Hall Of Fame induction ceremony. That’s right. He did a horse-collar tackle on his own son and threw him into the press pool. They don’t make punters like that anymore.